The Pants Game!

Ok, so I have a treat for anyone who likes immature and semi-inappropriate humor!

The pants game: it is, for all who don't know, the game in which one takes a movie quote and replaces a word in it with the word "pants." ("Pants" can also be a verb here, meaning (duh) to pull down someone's pants.) Here is a collection of the best quotes my friends and I could come up with in a day.

Star Wars

• “The last time I felt a tremor in the pants was in the presence of my old master.”
• “These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.”
• “With the force, one can control the pants of another.”
• “I cannot train him. The boy has no pants.”
• “I find your lack of pants disturbing.”
• “Really, Solo, being in your pants is quite enough to make me excited!”
• “You’ll have to leave the pants outside. We don’t serve their kind here.”
• “We’ve lost this round, gentlemen—drop your pants.”
• “You have controlled your fear—now release your pants!”
• “This is where Chancellor Valorum’s pants will disappear.”
• “Don’t worry, Chewie and me get into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this!”
• “These Federation types are cowards. The pants will be brief.”
• “I am your father! Search your pants. You know it to be true.”
• “You are unwise to lower your pants.”
• “Once more the Sith shall rule the galaxy, and we shall have pants!”
• “Lock the door. And hope they don’t have pants.”
• “In my experience, there’s no such thing as pants.”
• “We have no choice, General Calrissian. Our pants can’t repel firepower of that magnitude.”
• “The pants of the Dark Side have fallen. Begun the Clone War has.”
• “Pants me, Obi Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope!”
• “Well, the Empire doesn’t consider a small one-man fighter to be any threat, or they’d have tighter pants.”
• “Han will have those pants down. We have to give him more time!”
• “Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.”
• “You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gundark.”
• “Jabba doesn’t have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an imperial cruiser.”
• “That is correct, commander, and he is most displeased with your apparent lack of pants.”

The Princess Bride

• “He’ll pinch my pants. I hate that.”
• “Buttercup’s favorite pastimes were riding her horse and pantsing the farm boy.”
• “You pantsed my father! Prepare to die!”
• “See! The Pants of Insanity!”
• “In that case I challenge you to a battle of pants.”
• “Haha, you fool! I switched pants when your back was turned!”
• “Drop. Your. Pants.”
• “Fezzik’s strength, my steel…but I need the man in pants.”
• “You have six fingers in your right pants. Somebody is looking for you.”
• “The King’s stinking son pantsed me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject!”
• “And what is that worth; the pants of a woman?”
• “We are men of action. Pants do not become us.”
• “Although the law of the land gave Humperdinck the right to pants his bride, she did not love him.”
• “Get some rest. If you haven’t got your pants, well, you haven’t got anything.”

The Lord of the Rings

• “Mr. Frodo’s not going anywhere without pants!”
• “Lembas bread: one small bite is enough to fill the pants of a grown man.”
• “There will be no pants…for men.”
• “One does not simply walk into pants.”
• “The one pants in Middle Earth we don’t want to see any closer…but the one pants we’re trying to get into…and just where we can’t get!”
• “If we let him go, he’ll pants us in our sleep!”
• “No food, no rest, and no sign of our pants but what bare rock can tell!”
• “Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall!”
• “We have only to pants those who oppose us.”
• “If we don’t defend our pants, Saruman will take them by force.”
• “Pants are roaming freely across our lands; unchecked, unchallenged, killing at will!”
• “Give me your pants, horse-master, and I shall give you mine.”
• “Look, the pants is opening! I can see a way down!”

Pirates of the Caribbean

• “That’s the second time I’ve had to watch that man sail away with my pants.”
• “Stop blowing holes in my pants!”
• “But why are the pants gone?”
• “This girl—how far are you willing to go to pants her?”
• “These pants are off limits to civilians.”
• “Well, I don’t see your pants, Captain!”—“I’m in the market…as it were.”
• “I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pants.”
• “Once again, you are between me and my pants, and now you have no weapon!”
• “Governor, barricade yourself in my pants. That’s an order!”
• “It’s not your pants they needed. It was my father’s pants. My pants. The pants of a pirate.”