Why Smoke? You've Got Pocky.

As a friend of mine said, "The Japanese are awesome, but most of all for making Pocky sticks." Some crackery substance, chocolate, and oftentimes some other delicacy are frrrooomshed together to create the mass-produced genius that is the Pocky stick. As brittle little victuals, they can be broken into any size for consumption, and come in Small, Huge and (as shown up top) "Men's." Hmm. I eventually figured out that Men must be the genius who invented and patented Pocky, but at first glance the word seemed to have a different meaning.
I've also recently discovered that for the free-thinking of this day and age, eating a Pocky stick is only the least you can do with them. And please, take that in the least perverted way.
Here are a few examples:
1. Sword fight! If this classic sport had always been done with Pocky sticks and not foils, we would have abandoned war by now.
2. Play imaginary drums! This usually takes TWO Pocky sticks, but unless you're a loser you've bought the package.
3. Break one in half, stick the halves in your mouth--and goo-goo-g’joob, you're a walrus!
4. Pretend to smoke (this is best in winter when you can blow out a cloud of air and it looks like fumes).
5. Clean your ear... but why waste such a good cookie?
6. Bribe your friends into joining you in a plan to take over the world. Trust me on this--one Pocky and they're yours. All yours.
TFATF!!!!
-Ahaneen