The Pants Game!

Ok, so I have a treat for anyone who likes immature and semi-inappropriate humor!

The pants game: it is, for all who don't know, the game in which one takes a movie quote and replaces a word in it with the word "pants." ("Pants" can also be a verb here, meaning (duh) to pull down someone's pants.) Here is a collection of the best quotes my friends and I could come up with in a day.

Star Wars

• “The last time I felt a tremor in the pants was in the presence of my old master.”
• “These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.”
• “With the force, one can control the pants of another.”
• “I cannot train him. The boy has no pants.”
• “I find your lack of pants disturbing.”
• “Really, Solo, being in your pants is quite enough to make me excited!”
• “You’ll have to leave the pants outside. We don’t serve their kind here.”
• “We’ve lost this round, gentlemen—drop your pants.”
• “You have controlled your fear—now release your pants!”
• “This is where Chancellor Valorum’s pants will disappear.”
• “Don’t worry, Chewie and me get into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this!”
• “These Federation types are cowards. The pants will be brief.”
• “I am your father! Search your pants. You know it to be true.”
• “You are unwise to lower your pants.”
• “Once more the Sith shall rule the galaxy, and we shall have pants!”
• “Lock the door. And hope they don’t have pants.”
• “In my experience, there’s no such thing as pants.”
• “We have no choice, General Calrissian. Our pants can’t repel firepower of that magnitude.”
• “The pants of the Dark Side have fallen. Begun the Clone War has.”
• “Pants me, Obi Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope!”
• “Well, the Empire doesn’t consider a small one-man fighter to be any threat, or they’d have tighter pants.”
• “Han will have those pants down. We have to give him more time!”
• “Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.”
• “You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gundark.”
• “Jabba doesn’t have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an imperial cruiser.”
• “That is correct, commander, and he is most displeased with your apparent lack of pants.”

The Princess Bride

• “He’ll pinch my pants. I hate that.”
• “Buttercup’s favorite pastimes were riding her horse and pantsing the farm boy.”
• “You pantsed my father! Prepare to die!”
• “See! The Pants of Insanity!”
• “In that case I challenge you to a battle of pants.”
• “Haha, you fool! I switched pants when your back was turned!”
• “Drop. Your. Pants.”
• “Fezzik’s strength, my steel…but I need the man in pants.”
• “You have six fingers in your right pants. Somebody is looking for you.”
• “The King’s stinking son pantsed me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject!”
• “And what is that worth; the pants of a woman?”
• “We are men of action. Pants do not become us.”
• “Although the law of the land gave Humperdinck the right to pants his bride, she did not love him.”
• “Get some rest. If you haven’t got your pants, well, you haven’t got anything.”

The Lord of the Rings

• “Mr. Frodo’s not going anywhere without pants!”
• “Lembas bread: one small bite is enough to fill the pants of a grown man.”
• “There will be no pants…for men.”
• “One does not simply walk into pants.”
• “The one pants in Middle Earth we don’t want to see any closer…but the one pants we’re trying to get into…and just where we can’t get!”
• “If we let him go, he’ll pants us in our sleep!”
• “No food, no rest, and no sign of our pants but what bare rock can tell!”
• “Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall!”
• “We have only to pants those who oppose us.”
• “If we don’t defend our pants, Saruman will take them by force.”
• “Pants are roaming freely across our lands; unchecked, unchallenged, killing at will!”
• “Give me your pants, horse-master, and I shall give you mine.”
• “Look, the pants is opening! I can see a way down!”

Pirates of the Caribbean

• “That’s the second time I’ve had to watch that man sail away with my pants.”
• “Stop blowing holes in my pants!”
• “But why are the pants gone?”
• “This girl—how far are you willing to go to pants her?”
• “These pants are off limits to civilians.”
• “Well, I don’t see your pants, Captain!”—“I’m in the market…as it were.”
• “I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pants.”
• “Once again, you are between me and my pants, and now you have no weapon!”
• “Governor, barricade yourself in my pants. That’s an order!”
• “It’s not your pants they needed. It was my father’s pants. My pants. The pants of a pirate.”

Along Dippy_Hippy's Trend...

1. I’m sorry if I’ve been distant lately. I haven’t really realized how much I’m disobeying what you’ve been wanting me to do, and even though I feel a lot happier I know that I should also apologize for a ton of stuff.
2. It’s odd to know that a year ago I would have been obsessed with you…everything you say, everything you write…but now I’m over that, and I still love you, just not the way I used to. And at least the hurt I got from that is over with.
3. I really want to see you again love!!! You know that you’re my best friend forever, and you understand my life like no one else does or probably ever will. If I have a million problems in my life and can tell you all about them, and then get advice and pity, I will never have cause to be a pessimist.
4. I know that you were denying so much about yourself…well, maybe not so much, but a good deal, and now you’re not denying it anymore. That’s one of the best parts of my life right now, seeing all of your assumptions be proved wrong and make your whole life better. I will always be there for you, love.
5. Just like her, your life is improving so much now that we’re all in high school. I am so happy for you, and totally not jealous because a) I know that it’ll get just as good for me, it already has gotten wonderful; and b) I know that I was there for you in your bad times, and that makes it so worth it. Good luck and prosper!
6. This is sort of a pointless entry as I don’t know you very well. But you’re so special, everybody sees it, and if I can feel half as much confidence and grace in everything then I will be half as much a greater person. Time will reveal to me exactly what it is about you…for now, to know you is a privilege.
7. At first, when I think of you, I don’t get the rush of admiration I had when you were the only thing that connected me to bliss…but though you will never read this nor know who I am, probably, though I hope somehow you will, I want to tell you how important you have been to me. You give me knowledge, hope, a thread in this chaotic sea of a world that (no matter what I believe at a certain time) will always lead to sanity. Simply hearing your voice is a relief to me…angelic…
8. I know that you and I are very similar people. Just as so many people have said, “You are the only you,” and thank God for that because there is so much about you that I don’t want to be. But you were one of the ones who assured me that questioning was right, that it is normal for half of us. I’m proud to be part of that half, no matter if you’re on it or not.
9. Oh my God, you have made my life such fun, and you are so nice to me that I can’t thank you enough. You can be a bit blatant sometimes, but that really is good for me to hear. If there is a link between me, the dreamer, and all those people who fail to bring me completely back down to Earth, then that link is you, keeping me in a much-needed limbo.
10. Of course! How could I have forgotten to write about you? Wow, I laugh to think of you…you’re one of my best friends and I hope you’ll continue to be. I know that you don’t show half of the stuff you’re worried about, but that just helps make me stronger. Thank you, thank you, thank you, and crack up for me.
11. I just want to say I’m sorry, though you’d probably ask what for, innocent that you are. I’ve corrupted you in so many ways, and I probably regret some of them, though I’d have to think about which ones. Anyway, I’m still trying to figure out who you are. Which is hard because I influence it so much. I’m not sorry so much for corrupting you as for just being hard on you, letting myself outlet my anger into you. But you’ve handled it beautifully, and that makes you a beautiful person.
12. Where do I start? Well, I suppose I just started. How is it that I’m still getting to know you and yet I assume so much? I want to thank you, firstly, for being a person without limits. There is a part of me that just wants to dance—I met you, and now I dance as I walk everywhere. But I want to show you that I’m more than that. I think, I ponder, I am sad like everyone else, and I really am special. And I feel so much care for you; I have ever since I met you. We’re both afraid of failure. And yet I’m laying what I’ve got on the line, one more time, because you’re here…take the risk, give me a chance....