Under the Rain

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10.22.2005

First Post Since 2005


Just thought I'd begin this post with some freaky experiment that was e-mailed to me today. If you're a math whiz, don't be like my dad and post a comment saying "oh, this isn't magic, it's just a cheap trick for the ignorant." I know that already. This is just one of those things where it's fun to be surprised. :)D (that would be the italian smiley, bon giorno.)
It's called "Chocolate Math." First, take the number of times a week that you'd like to have chocolate--this number must be more than one and less than ten. Then multiply your number by 2. Add 5 (for Sundays, right?) Now multiply the result by fifty.
Now add 1755 if you've had your birthday this year. If you haven't, add 1754. Subtract from the sum the year of your birth.
The result should be a three digit number. The digit in the hundreds place is the number of times you said you'd like some chocolate in a period of seven days. The second two numbers, if your mind has not made the freaky connection, is your age.
Pretty funny, huh?
Now, my challenge to you! My great-great-uncle lived until 105 years of age. He died in 1999. Say his corpse came back to life and did this problem. Would it somehow work? What would his final number be?
If someone posts the answer (it doesn't have to be correct, but please don't be ridiculous), I in turn will post the funniest joke I have heard in months on my blog. Believe me, when I heard it I fell out of my chair laughing and gasping.
Bon Giorno! Or however you spell it in Italian!
-Ahaneen :D

10.12.2005

The Mystery of Fear


Fright is such a strange, two-faced thing: one a mask of terror, the other a beguiling calm. For instance: when you're standing behind your sibling's door, waiting to jump out at them, you have no thought for their jibbly-jibblies. And yet when you yourself walk down the hall at night for a glass of what Wisconsinites call "worter", you find that the hairs on your neck have risen up faster than a gospel choir. (speaking of which--I heard the most moving gospel singer today. Amazing voice, just hair-raising.)
Anyway, I was just playing my acoustic when I see this pallid moth at the window, its wings aflutter with innocence but the stuttering appearance a simple mask of death. I literally jumped when I saw that moth, and wondered what a fright I'd get if some phantasm came to the window at night, with its ghastly hands and distorted face, and put its ugly lips right up to my window. Then I wondered how it would be to play a prank like that...eeghh. But I wouldn't have as much fear doing it to someone else than having it done to myself. Which, obviously, is why I'm here, pouring my thoughts out to people and Canadians (just kidding, Canadians :D) all over the globule.
And what about the feelings in the heart of terrorists when they prepare to strike a target--not just the ones we talk about in the US, but terrorists everywhere. I read an article in TIME about some young guy who was just leaping for the chance to kill himself in the name of his beliefs. Doesn't fear factor in there somewhere? And if there isn't--should we respect that?
Just leaving you with those thoughts.
TFATF (thanks for all those fishsticks!),
Ahaneen :)

10.10.2005

Mechanics of My Profession

So here's how it is with my profession, whose culture is rather perverted at the present time:
These are the ways you make movies--
1. Enter a beauty pageant.
2. Become a Disney Kid.
3. Get an agent.
Yep, folks, those are thems three. My skin's not good enough to enter a beauty pageant (even though it's been great ever since school started; must be lack of energizing activity); I don't have the nerve to become a Disney Kid though that sounds really arrogant; and guess what stops me from getting an agent? Three guesses--first two don't count: the big bucks.
Oh, what was that? You say I didn't remember number four? Ah, yesss, of course--the prestigious position of "Starlet's Sister/Brother." I could "stave off" the number of pop icons who have siblings in Hollywood. Half of the starlets don't have talent in the first place, five twelfths of them have siblings who can't act/sing/dance for shit...and the others...are good. But I'm not degrading those.
Something else that gets me is how "perfectly popular" teen icons get into a singing career. I don't know about you, but I haven't heard their songs on any stations I listen to, from which I can infer only one thing: that their songs are played on Radio Disney (tm). Upon that note, we could return to number two or we could not.
Let's not. In conclusion, I report that I am pissed off at movie culture and that if I ever reach my goal of being onscreen before twenty five, my dignity is seriously at stake...
TFATF!
-Ahaneen :)

10.09.2005

Wave O' Babies!

That title has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with me/this posting. I just love singing, "wave o' babies..."
There, that should have gotten about fifteen million people to never visit this blog again...
8th grade rocks, but it seems like the weekends don't exist. It's already Sunday! Time is ticking away like..stuff. On the downside, my creativity has recently suffered a great blow and is still on the mend, so I'm pretty boring right now. On the upside...I raked leaves and cleaned out our new backyard yesterday, which earned me ten bucks.
Do you ever stop to touch your computer screen and wonder at somebody's intelligence? D'you ever wonder that fifteen million people in fifteen million different sites can all talk to you, all give their message...on this nearly 2-D object? I just thought of that. Damn, I truly believe that the ol' creativity is coming back.
In conclusion, this posting has no point. But it has helped me to think up a new story, the contents of which I'll divulge to you the next time I post. :)
...Wave o babies...
-Ahaneen

10.04.2005

Sometimes Smell as Bad


There's really nothing in that title. I was checking out that Shakespearean classic, "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." Or something like that; I've only heard it a couple times. Names of course don't always smell that great, like the name Brunhild, but don't lash out because your name's Brunhild. It would rock, to have a name like that.
Speaking of names--where do y'all get your usernames? I suppose some people would just use their normal names online, but for me it was more enticing to think up a new one. "Ahaneen" isn't any anagram or summat of the sort. She's a character of mine. (For those of you who don't give a shit about my characters, go on to the next paragraph.) She's the Baraness, which is the equivalent of queen in her country, but is scared to death of torture because she underwent two months of it when she was sixteen and won't perform it upon her worst enemy...or so she thinks.
My last name is a contraction of two German words that when translated mean "Radiant Black Bird." I like to play with the idea that one of my ancestors was a headman or a mage who was cast out because they practiced illegal but strong witchcraft. "witchful thinking," pardon the pun.
Anagrams are my favorite types of mixed around names. I'm trying to avoid posting my real name, but an anagram of it is "Want A Mr. Beard?" If any of you have a story behind your usernames or screen names or anything like that, be sure to let me know! I love to hear about that stuff!
TFATF!!
-Ahaneen :)

10.03.2005

Gleenifs Idmex (Mixed Feelings)


Haze of emotions! This haze of emotions is burning a hole through my heart...
So, after that little bit of poetry, I may indulge you.
First, I hate my dad. And no, this is not one of those times where you get so mad at someone that you feel like you want to tear their heart out. No, this isn't one of them. This is a hate that I've had for a long time, if not a hate then surely a strong dislike. I can understand him--after all, he's in my genes--and he's a very complicated, very smart person. He also happens to be an extremely religious person who so far in my near-fourteen years has not really inspired me to have faith in God. (It is partly because of this that I am agnostic.) Whenever I make the slightest slur on Christianity, he's on my back. He also completely loses it whenever I do something mild. I know I'm not just teenish and overreacting because I love my mom--she's totally different. She can be funny, helpful and kind at the same time. But him? Totally different, totally pushy, and even by adult standards totally unreasonable.
Hello, second wierd emotion: God, can love go fuck itself or what? Sorry to all other Scorpios out there who don't share my problem, but the main problem with me, a Scorpio, is that I get obsessed over my crush/es (it's the "es" part that really pisses me off) and run through guys like Halloween candy. (Excluding those people who still have their 'ween candy like, next April.) I've been sticking with like two or three, heehee, since the last three or four months, but I know that pretty soon I'm going to get over it and like some other idiot. The problem is that now I'm getting older I'm falling for better people: ones who like what I'm interested in, ones who are funny or smart and pay attention to me even though they (hopefully) don't know I have a crush on them. So how do I tell if the guy I like is the right guy? How do I know??
I'll gloss over my school emotions because for all of you in school it may be like reading your mind in a mirror. :P
TFATF!!
-Ahaneen :)

10.02.2005

Writing For the Future

For all of you writers--do you ever stop and wonder what your characters will be doing after a few years have passed?
For me it's a big deal: all the prose that I've posted so far is from writing that I've been doing for the last two years. I am writing a miniseries of twelve stories, some longer than others, about the history of twelve young people who join together in a larger series that is to come. I can see myself finishing the miniseries and writing the larger stories at about sixteen; but for now I'm fourteen and have many more installments to go.
Still, sometimes I'm tempted to try my hand at a little bit of the larger stories, thereby taking the characters that I have currently written about and placing them in a situation six or seven years into the future. Here's a bit from one of the grander stories I hope to write in future--see synopsis/context at the end if you're confused.

...So Magdalena had lost her memory. There was nothing more to it; no illusion. I knew it. Ramorjah knew it. Magdalena, obviously, did not know it, but Daelemen did, despite his apparent denial that it was true.
Late into the night he had stayed with her, asking her questions to which she had no answers. Magdalena appeared to have no recollection whatsoever of her past, of her location, or of her destiny.
Daelemen asked her if she knew what "magic" meant. She said, something like what others can't do. He asked her if she knew what "worlds" meant. She said more than one world. He asked her what a world was, and what an Heir was. "What kind, the air we breathe or the heir to a throne?"
He had tried to keep his temper down. I saw the sweat and helplessness on his face--never had I seen the stolid man of one and twenty so distraught. I searched my memory for his former self, and realized that his demeanor had been somewhat tendered during the past year with Magdalena, Ramorjah, the others and me. I could see his spirit battling and losing now as the truth sunk in: Magdalena had no memories of him, or of us, or of Viren, her teacher. Only when she drifted at last into sleep did she seem to show any significant emotion: writhing, twisting in her slumber.
He stayed all night and into the late hours of dawn outside her tent, which was the center of the time-stopping aura that had drifted over our camp. Everyone was at a loss for what to do, with ourselves or with her. Ramorjah told me quietly how regretful he was that he, of all people, should have come onto this business. I was slightly angered at his annoyance with fate, but allowed it.
In the meantime, I had mental battles of my own. Something had to be done with this woman--this woman who had once more become a girl. I had many hypotheses about her condition--though I had never seen it before, it was apparent that she could sense her former self in dreams, but not in reality. This could turn things good or bad for her: if we left her alone, with nothing but her sleep-pictures, she would become drowned in them and they would destroy her. But, I thought, if I took her with me on my travels...
...If I brought her up again, knowing nothing but magic and history, then she might be more useful. An image of a new Magdalena crept into my mind: educated, with no knowledge of otherworldly problems to tamper her skills. She could help me so much... and with that born verve inside her I could easily restore her memories to her through mind games. This I tried to convince myself as I braced for the confrontation with Daelemen: he, I knew, would not want to leave her side. I wondered what could have made him so protective: it couldn't be love. It just couldn't, it wasn't right.
But whatever it was, he still would not like me taking Magdalena away. It would be against his principles.
I presented the idea to him with Ramorjah as my witness, and held my breath after speaking for his answer.
I read the response in his eyes before it issued from his mouth: "No." No. I knew it, I had known it. My heart sank.
"No. I know, Keria, I know you. You are a person who will easily be swayed by facts and tempted by efficiency. It is a small part of your mind, the smallest possible part, which is tempted by conscience. And perhaps in your way it will work for you--but to use an unknowing young woman for your purposes, she having no say in the matter, is a cruel efficiency. To my mind, which is balanced between duty and justice, it is a section of slavery."
I had prepared myself for this, though. "I don't consider it slavery," I said. "It's for the benefit of all."
"Yes, benefit, efficiency, use. If our only guidance was efficiency, we would be ruined by now."
"Consider it, Daelemen! You're afraid of what I love. You go by what you feel in your heart, I go by what I know to be true from the deducible facts. Think of it: if Magdalena is educated in magic up to the skills to which any of us have already risen, then she can make a choice. She will know what is true."
"But you won't have the courage to teach her about what is intangible; what she can feel!"
"Of course. And if I don't I'll hand her over to you; and you can teach her about righteousness and her mission. And then she can choose which path she wants to follow." I stared at Daelemen, though I knew I couldn't stare him down. "Unless," I said softly, "you aren't brave enough."
I felt his spirit fall, felt his heart sink. And the small part of my mind that was devoted to feelings squeezed at my betrayal. I was messing with his mind, using the trick that my old masters had taught me to use with skillful words, and he was doing my bidding. It was, I knew, upsetting the balance of trust which Viren had worked so hard to protect. But Viren was dead now. I'll go easy on Magdalena, I promised myself. When I teach her magic, I'll teach it mildly. She'll be ready for Daelemen's own coaching.
"All right," Daelemen said. "You can restore her thoughts; I'll restore her conscience."
"In the end, her personality will make her new," said Ramorjah. I was completely ready to believe him, and a knot in my stomach loosened as we ended our conference.

If that didn't make any sense to you, I'm not really surprised, you guys having no context. Basically, a young woman of nineteen named Magdalena recently tried to use her primitive magical powers to accomplish a magnificent feat, and has lost all of her memory in the process. Keria; or Kerialsani--a witch Magdalena's age but far more accomplished--wants to take advantage of Magdalena's now empty head to refill it with more information than was in there before. Keria thinks that Magdalena will be better off than before, when she had little knowledge of what her magic could do. Daelemen, slightly older than the two women but in the same order, has a heart ruled by instinct and emotions. He fears that if Magdalena were newly taught to think only in factual terms, she would not be the same anymore and would lose her person. He is convinced by Keria, who narrates, to share the position of teacher for Magdalena's new upbringing.

10.01.2005

Google is Wierd


I was typing in random things in the google taskbar yesterday when I decided to type in names of my storybook characters. If you ever do that, it's REALLY odd. Websites in Greek and Arabic and Italian come up with your characters' names in them--names you thought you yourself invented. You begin to wonder if some person in a foreign country will sue you for using their name, if you publish your book/series and they read it. Yipes!
For those of you who have not checked out homestarrunner.com (should I put a "tm" or an "r" after that?), check it out. It's a hilarious site with random and funny cartoons. My dad's colleagues introduced it to me; it's god funny.
I have a question for all of you who write fan fiction: I just want to know why it's so fun! I've read some really good stuff on the internet lately (mostly Tamora Pierce fan fiction), but every time I try to write my own I feel like I'm just copying off the story's orginal author and choose instead to write my own stuff. I wish I could write ff and not feel wierd or guilty about it, because some of the best writing I've read is from fans of famous books.
TFATF,
-Ahaneen :D

postscript: I really don't know why I put a Vermeer picture on this posting.